WHAT TO EXPECT DURING YOUR SESSION
PLEASE READ BEFORE BOOKING!
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When you arrive, ALL new cuddlers will fill out/sign our waiver form.
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Cows spend their day eating, walking around, chewing their cud (standing up or lying down), sleeping, and pooping/peeing. This means your cuddle companion may eat the whole time, lie down the whole time, or a mix of both.
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Cows tend to eat more in the morning, lie down in the early afternoon, and pop up again later for more food, but it can and does vary.
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PLEASE NOTE: We do not limit their feed to get them to interact with folks more, and we cannot force them to lay down, stand up, or be more attentive to you, so please keep this in mind when booking, then come with an open mind and heart and just enjoy being in their presence and at the farm!
OUR CUDDLE COWS
Biscuit
Hello! I know, I know...I'm a total studmuffin. My name is Biscuit, and I'm a mini Highpark (Highland and White Park cross) steer born on 10/7/23. I hail from Pandarosa Ranch in Illinois - the same place Katie Van Slyke got her mini Highlands, so I'm a Midwest guy. I'm basically a big (little) pasture puppy that adores chin scratches, being loved on, giving love, and laying my head in cuddlers' laps. I am the literal definition of a cow hug and cuddle, so what are you waiting for?
VICES
Likes chewing on: shoelaces, hoodie strings, and long hair, or really anything that looks like it would be fun to gnaw on
TALENT
Can zip and unzip coats
Barley
There's cute and then there's OMG I'M DEAD FROM CUTE! I might fall under the latter definition. I'm Barley, a micro-mini Highland steer born in Illinois (at the same ranch Biscuit came from--Pandarosa) on 1/31/24. I LOVE neck and chest rubs and will take as many of them as you can give me. No, seriously...why'd you stop? I've been known to pass out while you love on me, letting cuddlers get that full cow cuddling experience.
VICES
I can sometimes be a little pushy with my head, but I'm usually pretty good about stopping when you tell me to
TALENT
When I snug, I snug HARD!!, as in I will MELT into cuddlers, and have been known to lay my head in their laps and curl around them in a cow-cuddler rendition of "Big Spoon, Little Spoon"
Olive
I'm Lilly's newest baby girl, Olive. I'm half mini-Highland, 1/4 Angus, and 1/4 Holstein. I was born on May 31, 2025, so I'm still a baby. I'm very sweet, looooove giving kisses (and more kisses), and while I may be playful, I do enjoy snuggles when I lie down.
VICES
Chewing on anything and everything! My mom and dad will tell you not to let me do it, though. *sadface*
TALENTS
Being the cutest little calf ever!
Peppermint
***PEPPERMINT IS ON HIATUS UNTIL AFTER SHE IS AI'D DUE TO HER HORMONES MAKING HER WANT TO "HUG" EVERYONE...AHEM***
Hi everyone! I'm Peppermint, Lilly's heifer calf, born on December 16, 2023, at the farm, and I'm an Angus/Holstein and Brahma/Normande cross. I'm a silly, spunky, adorable girl with beautiful coloring that matches my name--and I have ears for dayyyyyys! I'm the most interactive of the yearlings, always interested in my cuddle visitors and spying on everyone in between. Everyone who spends time with me always leaves saying how sweet I am.
I AM WARY OF YOUNGER KIDS SO NO ONE UNDER THE AGE OF 13, PLEASE!
VICES
Has a serious case of FOMO
TALENTS
Moo'ing some really crazy moos that definitely do not sound like they're coming from a cow
Lilly
***I AM ENJOYING MY MATERNITY LEAVE BUT I WILL BE BACK AT SOME POINT, SO KEEP AN EYE OUT!***
My name is Lilly, but my parents call me Lilly Belle. I'm an Angus Holstein cross cow with gorgeous midnight coloring. I like to live life in the slower lane, eat hay, and relax, so if you're looking to zen out, I'm your girl. They say I am the sweetest in the bunch and have never met someone I didn't like. My size may be intimidating, but if those babies are too rowdy for you, book a session with me! I enjoy a good brushing and lots of pets, plus, you can lay on me if you want an extra big hug (no seriously, you really can). Can't wait to meet you and cuddle!
VICES
May have an obsession with sweet feed...ahem
TALENTS
Converting people from being afraid of full-grown cows to being in love with them